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santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon
santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..






Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid:Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai.!






Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"




Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai





Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Funny Santa: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin ha





Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Funny Lalu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.




Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”






Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!



Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein




College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain,
Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain,
Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai,
Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.