joke

1. Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?
   Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!
   Pagal: nhi tum american ho.
   chinese gusse me: haan main american hu Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.
   
   
2. Santa tapasya karta hai
   
   Bhagwan: var mango vats
   Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha
3. Jack: Promise me that when I die, I'll be buried way out at sea, with nothing around for miles.
   
   Rose: Why would you want that?
   
   Jack: Because your mother vowed to dance on my grave.
4. Monty: My wife is mad at me again.
   
   Bartender: Why is that?
   
   Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
   
   I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

5. Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

.6. Profeser : Tum 20 Saal ki Ladki se Shadi karoge ya tumse 20 saal badi ladki se...?
Student : Sir Depend karta hai ki kaun jyada khubsurat hai, apki Beti ya apki bivi....

7. Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai."
Banta - "Telephone"
Santa - "Galat"
Banta - "to phir"
Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."


8 .1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha.
aur thodi der baad bola jalte raho beta,
jab bijli ka bill aayega tab pata chalega.

9. teacher 2 santa-tum me kuch kamiya hai
santa next day coat pant pehan k aata hai
teacher- what is this?
santa-raymond,the complete man.

10.EK VILLAGE KI AURAT CHEQUE CASH KARANE GAYI
CLERK;SIGN KRO
AURAT:KAISE?
CLERK:JAISE KHAT K END ME LIKHTI HO.
AURAT NE SIGN KIYA "TOHAR MUNNE KI AMMA"


11. Fact of Class Room: Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him! Be Positive.

12.BREAKING NEWS Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge. Bache nahi Q k Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai Bachon ki NAHI.


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