punjabi joke

1. Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

2. J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !
. Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

3. sone de boot * chandi de tasme
I love you * Allah di kasme

4. Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde, teri marzi tu bulave na bulave, Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde...

5. wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,
aik e chatkay wich ud pud janda a,
baad chon keng sambhal da a tey o e janda,
lagda a jidon dard dil nu,
othay ki insan tey ki puwan khilar khular janda a.

6. bakri chari pahar tey,
bakri chari pahar tey,
dujhey pasun dhalay uter gai.

7 . pakha chalda hawa deinda,
pakha chalda hawa deinda,
na chalda na deinda.ha ha ha Ahmad

8. Tere nashy ich dooby rehn noo jee karda Ey,
Tere khiyalan bina saddi raat ki guzry din nahein guzarda ey,
Muqqadar naaal jay tussi mill jao,
phair kon daroo da ghut bharda Ey ?

9. kurri kardi Ey hun nakhray
rehndy Ey wakhri wakhri
nah koi sajjan sada nah koi beli
kon suny saddy dukhry?
assan usnoon udeekdy rehndy
rondy tey cheekhdy rehndy
usnoon koi parwa nahein
oh lagdi saddy rah nahein
Assi gaiy piyar wich jakry
kurri kardi Ey hun nakhray
rehndy Ey wakhri wakhri

10. hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banude se

11. sanu pyar ty karna anda aye
par pyar jatna nai anda
tenu ros ros behna anda aye
ruseya nu mana nai anda
kehra main kasoor kita aye ty minu das dy
eni cheti keh dita teri meri bas way
dasi ve dildara ve dil dar ki aye

12. Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala,
jithy gaddi no rokan Othy kurian da jalla,
Sdd-aa sachian dy nall lawan sachi dilon yari,
Jary dil dy joothy Ona daa munh kalaa,
Nally din-rat piwan main bang karan main shor,
Mery to tang Rab mera paioo na jany kyon,
Ik din ay ga zaroor khusain da jery Lang-gay yaar,
Utoon neewon dendy awaaz menu ke....
Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala!

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