Top 10 joke sms

1. 2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet, eatin potty.1 said 2 another :-
yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.Othr said:- yaar khane ke time to aisa baat mat kar!!
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2. Teacher: What is the capital of china?

Pappu: U Know ?

Teacher: Yes

Pappu: Then why are u asking



3. Man: black colour ka bulb dena?






Dukandar:
kaha lagana hai?





Man: kuch nai woh dopahar ko bulb jalakar andhera kar ke sona hai




5. Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai. Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.



6. Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?Tillu: JAB GIRLFRIEND PAADE AUR USKI BADBOO BHI TUJHE GULAB KI KHUSHBOO KI TARAH LAGE.Tab Samajhna Tujhe Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya..



7. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!



8. Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”




9. Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!



10. Girl:- My heart like a mobile in that u r a sim card.
Boy:- I m very happy.
Girl:- Don’t be too happy
if I get a new offer I will change the sim card


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