10 new punjabi de joke sms

Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.

banta:aho!

banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?




Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?






RABBA MERAYA!!
Tere kol ik arz meri
rus jaave na kitte dost mera
har vele mangdi khair usdi
Hasda vasda rave SOHNA YAAR .......




Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..






Mitha intezaar te intezaar nalo yar mitha..mitha yar te yar nalo mithi sadi yari..isto mitha kujh nhi labhna bhave ghum lai dunia saari..gud evening






Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:

Pipal da boota howey.......

Gannay da ras howey....... .

Jay mera wass howey....... ..

Rab di Qasam....... .

Teri Maa meri saas howey.......





Kaki kaki
Haan bebay!

Phak di cheeni
Na bebay!

Jhoot bakdi
Na bebay!

Lawan jutti
Na bebay!

Khol bootha
Ha! Ha! Ha!




Like [3]SMS to Mobi
phone karna te dunya dari
miss call te sukki yaari
edhar odhar lamyaan calan
mot pendi a sadi vari....





Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley...






Assi b Smart, Tussi b Smart,
Sadda Nature b Cool, Twadda b Cool,
Assi b Cute, Tussi b Cute,
bas 1 chota sa Fark hai,
Assi Dil se Saaf, Tussi Dimag se Saaf.