joke

1. If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
2. What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
3. What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
4. Zindagi me 2 logo ak bahut khayal rakhna
1= wo jis ne tumhari jeet ke liye sab kuch haara ho
2= wo jis ne khud ko haar kar tumhe jeeta ho......
5. What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

6. A Foolish man looks for happiness at distance.
But a Wise man grows happiness under his feet!!
If U look for happiness outside....it will always elude U...
But if U find it within Urself.....den happiness is all Urs...!!

7. 2 twin boys apne kamre me beithe the.
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha....aur 2nd bahot hi udaas tha...!!!
Father: Tum itna Q haans rahe ho...???
Son: Mummy ne dono bar isi ko peet diya...!!!

8. der raat jab kisi ki yaad sataye,thandi hawa jab zulfo ko sahlaye,karke aakhein band so jao,kya pata jiska hai khyaal vo khwaabo mein aa jae.

9. Jiwan ke kanto bhare raste me kon aapka sath dega...?
Mummy/Papa..?
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Husband/Wife..?
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Friends..?
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arre yaar ye koi nahi.
Kewal or kewal aapki "CHAPPALE"......!

10. Tu hi haqeeqat khwaab tu
Dariya tu hi pyaas tu
Tu hi dil ki bekarari
Tu sukoon tu sukoon
Jaoon main ab jab jiss jagah
Paoon main tujhko uss jagah
Saath hoke na ho tu hai
Rubaroo rubaroo