jokes

1. Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga


2. MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE



3. Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha

Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun
Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun


4. You are my friend forever

I
CARE
For
U

Bcoz

You
Are

MY $weet

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¡ ,_,_,_,_,_)
¡ ¡_,_,_,
¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D
¡ ¡ O R E V E R
¡_,_¡



5. Why Aishwarya is not getting Pregnant ?
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Because
Abhishek still playing
UNGALI CRICKET.....


6. Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi




7. Dil ne pyaar seekha par na seekha izhaar,,,
Dil ne aitbaar seekha par na seekha inkaar;;;;;
Dil ne muskrana seekha or kiya sab kuchh sweekar,,,
Dil ne har baar kuchh seekha par na mila use uska pyaar…..




8. Good Morning....

JUST 4 U
MUST 4 U
FIRST 4 U
Nothing 2 Wish
Nothing 2 Say
Always b HAPPY
Its my Pray
Have a nice day......!! :)


9. Good Morning....

JUST 4 U
MUST 4 U
FIRST 4 U
Nothing 2 Wish
Nothing 2 Say
Always b HAPPY
Its my Pray
Have a nice day......!! :)



10. According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
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How?
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."